Being Asked to Repeat Something I Said More Than Once

"Can you get me the towel over there, please?"

"... The what?"

"... The towel, can you get it for me please?"

"Say again?"

"THE GOD DAMN TOWEL, GET IT FOR ME!"

That's usually what happens.

I'm not sure if the rest of you are like this, but I hate, absolutely HATE being asked the same question, or relevant question, more than once. Once is understandable. Maybe they weren't paying attention, or I said it too softly. No harm, no fowl. A second time though just shows how much of a fucking dumb shit you are. Do you seriously not listen? Do you just think "Oh, he's saying it again. Best just focus on this strand of hair floating by my eye."

WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE

If you have to ask to repeat the thing I said more than once, you've officially done your relative. You're THAT dumb.

And if you have to ask in the first place, just be sure to get the yellow shit out of your ears, and focus for once in your god damn life.

Oh, what, ADD? That shit's a myth.

Not really, but I know a lot of people who self-prescribe themselves with ADD. Just because you're too stupid to pay attention, ate too much sugar your whole life and are just hyper just because, or knowingly don't give a fuck doesn't mean you have a mental disorder. Those who claim so are the fucking tards you see in K-Mart.

And I can name 5 friends of mine who claim they have ADD without actually having seen a doctor about it.

Mainly you, Danny. Go fuck a tree.

Dick.

Anyways, Back on subject, yes I hate being asked to repeat myself more than once. Simply because if you really didn't hear me or was paying attention before, then I have time to go more in depth with my question. You know, like-

"Hey man, you got the new game yet?"

"Wait, what?"

"You know, you got the new game for Xbox yet? It came out a week o so ago, you were pretty pumped for it."

"Oh yeah dude, fucking love that game"

See, THAT'S a normal response to a repeated question. Or even-

"Can you pass the something or another, please?"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Can you pass the something or another. Please."

"Yeah sure, sorry. My head wasn't on my shoulders"

There, perfect example again.

Is that so hard, stupid people of the world?

I guess so because people do it still ALL THE TIME.

And I guess some people have an excuse, since some are hard of hearing, or downright deaf all together in one ear or something. But if you're hard of hearing or something, MAKE IT KNOWN. Don't just go "What?" ... "Huh?" ... "What again?" until you hear the question entirely. Say "What? I'm sorry, I'm kind of hard of hearing."

There. Perfectly understandable excuse for repeating one's self more than once. And in that case, I wouldn't mind.

But what I do mind is when stupid assholes just ask "what?" over and over again because they're too dumb to pay fucking attention.

Screw you all...

Screw you all.

SCREW YOU ALL.